Harken! Whether your beard is curly or straight, frizzy, red, blonde, black, or brown, dry or oily, timid or wild-this is the Beard Balm for you! Not only does it act as conditioner, it is also a manager, best friend, wingman, best man, and bodyguard. Let me elaborate.p>
Always and forever.
Softer, tamer, stronger, healthier beards?!
This balm makes it literally 6.8 trillion times easier maintain your best beard. It will also be your ace accessory, best bargaining chip, main marketing tool, finest female facilitator, and occasionally a superlative safety device.
If you don’t already have a beard, you should grow one-my Beard Balm will be here waiting for you. Get your beard into the best shape of its glorious life; you won’t even need a gym membership.
Tame that facial fur. Make it sing your praises. Use it to land your dream job, fight crime, befriend a mountain lion, and win an Oscar.
Be bearded. Be magnificent. Be polished. A Polished Gentleman.
- LOOKING FOR THE FINEST. This grooming care cream will tame that wild mess you currently call a beard.
- SMELL LIKE A MAN. This balm has a majestic scent strong enough to make your beard irresistible.
- QUALITY CONTROL. Made chemical free, paraben, alcohol & sulfate free to secure a healthier ‘stache
- QUALITY CONTROL. Made chemical free, paraben, alcohol & sulfate free to secure a healthier ‘stache.
- MADE IN USA, FAMILY-OWNED with 3 generations making our own natural products. Products You Can Trust.